Funny Days

CID back;
Aaj khane me roti sabji aur dal hai.....
Wah..wah..
Aaj khane me roti sabji aur dal hai.....
Wah..wah..
Oh my god is khooni ki biwi to mall hai.....


 Preity Zinta's movie 'Ishkq in Paris' performed better than her IPL team KXIP.....=))



 Hum Ek Baar Jite Hai Aur Ek Baar Marte Hai..
Shadi Bhi Ek Baar Hoti hai....
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But Flirt Apne Talent Pe Depend Karta Hai.......
Bhaisaab...>=) :p =)) =D X_X B-)



 Teacher at class:" suno bachcho kal tum logo ka group photo shoot hoga,
sab log apne apne ghar se Rs.50/- le k aana
Pappu:" saala ye sab teacher logo ki mili bhagat hoti hai,
Ek photo k 20/- rupye lagte hai
aur hum logo se 50_50 rupye liye ja rahe hai..
matlab ek bachche se 30/- Rupye bachayenge,
matlab akele apni class me 60 bachche hai to 60*30=1800 Rs.
khuli Loot macha rakhi hai in logo ne..
Fir hamare paiso se ye sab staff room me baith k samosa khayenge, aur hum bachchon ko milega Ghanta.. :/
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chal bhai tappu ghar chalte hai kal mummy se Rs.50/- le k aana..
Bhalai ka to zamaa nahi nahi rah gaya... :((
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Pappu to mom:" Mummy kal school me group photo shoot hona hai teacher ne Rs.100/- rupye mangaye hai...:p :O :D :D





 A couple Fighting on phone

Girl: I know u dont love me now :( you love somebody else

Boy: I also know dat u dont love me :(
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Girl: I'm breaking up with you go to the person whom you love :'(

(Girl cuts the phone, and boy call her again and at the same time girl call hers)

(The number you have dial is busy)

(Girl calling him

Boy picks her call)

Girl: Who is the bitch you were calling? :q

Boy : it was you :P